Happy Holidays and Other Xmas Greetings

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When I was in high school I took a part time job one holiday season to ring a bell and stand by a red bucket attached to a pole for the Salvation Army. They were low on volunteers that year and hired people to ring a bell for minimum wage. Long before I ever had an mp3 player with thousands of music files, I was bundled up with a portable CD player, the longest-playing CD in my collection, and a small bronze bell.

I’ve never really liked the sound that bell makes, and I purposely avoid the Salvation Army bell ringers to this day just to stay away from it. I’ve always felt proud of people who would volunteer their time for an hour shift, but I’ve determined that they haven’t experienced anything until they’ve stood for six hours in front of a Walgreens across the street from the local bank. The bank had a spinning clock that told me time could stand still. To make matters worse, the other side of the clock showed the temperature. First it was 19°F, and I had to watch as it moved down to 18, 17, 16, 15…

When you’re ringing a bell for hours, saying “Merry Christmas” to every person who walks by also gets tiring. It wasn’t long before I was interspersing “Happy Holidays,” along with my friendly banter. Some people who heard the “Merry Christmas” would stop and say thanks for taking a stand or some other rubbish. Others who heard the “Happy Holidays” would drop a line to the effect of “even the Salvation Army is compromising this year.”

I’m sorry, but merely saying “Happy Holidays,” is not an attack on Christianity any more than saying “Have a nice weekend” is an attack on the Jewish Sabbath. When it comes to playing the “Christmas War” games, I have a few observations:

Christmas is a federal holiday

That means it is perfectly fine to say “Merry Christmas.” It is also fine to put up a Christmas tree, Christmas Stockings, and Christmas decorations. When schools decide that classrooms can’t have Christmas trees or when they decide to rename everything to a “Holiday _______,” I typically find the practice to be ridiculous. When people say, “I don’t celebrate Christmas,” I usually point out that it is a holiday recognized by the federal government whether they like it or not. There is no need for secularists, atheists, or anyone else for that matter to change anything related to a federal holiday to make it less offensive.

Christmas is largely a secular holiday

In the same way that dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow on October 31st wouldn’t make me a card-carrying Satanist, putting up a fir tree and colored lights, singing songs about snow and Jesus, and giving gifts to family and friends on December 24th/25th wouldn’t make me a Christian. Making a big stink every time we see, “Merry Xmas,” is like saying “FBC” is taking the “Baptist” and “Church” (not to mention “First”) out of our corporate gatherings.

When the local Temple of Materialism and Idolatry (a department store) uses Xmas[1] or Holiday instead of Christmas, during their festivals[2] we should thank them if their intention is to distance their sales from the religious understanding of Christmas. Would you ask a strip club or tavern to change Xmas Show to Christmas Show on their signage?

Then again, this might be why Hannah doesn’t let me help with the Xmas cards…

Preserving traditions is not the same as preserving the gospel

I was a wise man in my third grade Christmas pageant at school. I had no lines but I became friends with another lineless wise man that lasts to this day. The school, as far as I know, no longer has a reenactment of the Christmas story. Even if the school continued to do the play, it would not really tell the whole story. I’ve watched the Charlie Brown Christmas Special every year for as long as I can remember and I have yet to understand that Christ died for my sins and rose again and I have to repent and believe in Him just from watching the movie. The events surrounding Christ’s birth are an introduction to the gospel. Neither Mark nor John included them. Getting people to say, “Merry Christmas” or to hold a Nativity play may peak their interest in the true meaning of Christmas, but more likely it just dulls their sensitivities to Christmas story and it will not result in people getting saved without Christians who actively share their faith with others.

There is a war going on

An article from the New York Times reported on a new billboard up in New York with the text, “You KNOW it’s a Myth! This season, celebrate REASON!” superimposed over a silhouette of the three wise men and Mary, Joseph, and Jesus in a stable. One of the people behind the billboard said, “Every year, atheists get blamed for having a war on Christmas, even if we don’t do anything. This year, we decided to give the religious right a taste of what war on Christmas looks like.”

First off, this guy has no idea what a war on Christmas looks like. Unfortunately many Christians don’t either. The war on Christmas is not fought with “Happy Holidays,” Holiday trees, or billboards. Ephesians 6:12 says, “For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places.”

I’ve heard many sermons preached on the only offensive weapon listed in the Armor of God in Ephesians 6, the Sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God. But let us not forget that the only way we advance is when our feet our shod with the readiness given by the gospel of peace. We cannot advance without the gospel. So instead of focusing on two-word well-wishes and candy “J’s,” let us make an advance this year with the whole story, the gospel.


[1] I wonder if Luther was criticized for taking the “mass” out of Christmas.

[2] e.g. Black-Friday Sales, Happy Honda Days, Garmin.com commercials, etc.